Shaking Your Meat...

So I thought I was gonna be a trooper today and pull a double shift, but after the blissful torment of this past weekend's activities I pussied out and left for home after an hour in the survey joint. My boss said that I basically shouldn't over exert myself and that I can come back full time once the bank contract is finished. So that gives me more time for some long lost activity called "sleep," but I doubt it shall grace me with its presence anyway...apparently I have a busy social life!

Sometimes too busy, but hell I'm not really complaining....not when the company is most entertaining. The work week wasn't too enthralling; well I did enjoy sending my co-workers dirty emails (Stacey) knowing they have to bite their tongue for not busting from laughter.  Out of abject boredom and near delirium, the girls and I have decided we should come up with some sort of comedy show showcasing the kooky antics of temp workers....because y'all know we are the runts of the workforce.  Exciting trips to Pharmaprix, drooling over keyboards, and being buried under boxes of 90,000 faxes....all the while handling highly sensitive financial information!!!! I think it'll be a hit, we're still thinking of a name though so if you have any suggestions, do let me know. 

Friday after work I meet up with Soula and opened her taste buds to new types of sushi fantastic delight, and, of course, I made a follower of her. Afterwards we head over to Unity...again...to party it up for Billy's birthday. The usual bumping and grinding ensued and the music that night was particularly awesome and let's just say poor Soula couldn't keep up with me.  Out of the blue I bump into Pierre unexpectedly that night. Of course he picked me up(which is no small feat...) and humped me in the air. I know it sounds impossible, but he did it.  So he chilled with us for a bit then he went off to do his thing, always a blast with him around :)  I really did miss Billy though and I was so happy to finally see him again after so long, as well as a bunch of other friends from my old jobs and parties. Sweating and shivering I hailed a cab with Soula and made our way home afterwards. I thought the cabbie was taking us home the extra long way but surprisingly it became the cheapest fare I had so far, so I was pleasantly surprised.  

The rest of the weekend consisted of testing one's limits and discovering just how much pain tolerance one has.  But, pain is relative of course, and I found myself shivering in many different ways; the initial sensation, the deepening of pain, clenching of teeth, sweetness of release, and the throbbing burn that leaves you shuddering and giggling for more....and that was just foreplay!  Needless to say I walked(or hobbled) into work today looking as if I just came back from a three day nonstop horseback ride.  I never thought I would be pleased about seeing bruises...who knew!?

So now I am home and enjoying Suede. I found them hidden in my iTunes and went on a download spree. I've been playing Beautiful Ones on repeat for over an hour now. It brings a smile to my face; I think of my sisters and my friends...

Enjoy

High on diesel and gasoline, psycho for drum machine

shaking their bits to the hits

Drag acts, drug acts, suicides, in your dad's suits you hide

staining his name again, 

Cracked up, stacked up, 22, psycho for sex and glue

lost is to Bostik, yeah

Shaved heads, rave heads, on the pill, got too much time to kill

get into bands and gangs

Oh, here they come, the beautiful ones, the beautiful ones

Loved up, Doved up, hung around, stoned in a lonely town

shaking their meat to the beat, 

High on diesel and gasoline, psycho for drum machine

shaking their bits to the hits, 

Oh here they come, the beautiful ones, the beautiful ones.

You don't think about it, 

You don't do without it, 

And if you baby's going crazy, that's how you made me, 

La, la, la, la...